We're All Total Divas Here

"We're All Total Divas Here"
Season	Survivor: Second Chances 3
Episode Number	1/14
Episode Chronology
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We're All Total Divas Here is the season premiere of Survivor: Second Chances 3.

Challenges

Reward Challenge: Scavenging
Given a ship crowded with supplies, the twenty-two castaways will race each other to rummage through the supplies and find three necklaces. The first three people to find the necklaces win.
Reward: Becoming the first Chieftain of each respective tribe, as well as choosing the tribe.
Winner: Ulfric, Aela, Fluttershy

Immunity Challenge: Blue Lagoon Bustle
Tribes start out on the beach, with each tribe running into the ocean, swimming out to a net obstacle, climbing over it, going over a barrel roll, and swimming to a platform to retrieve keys. Three players from each tribe then solve their tribe's puzzle in the form of a captain's wheel. The first tribe to extend the flag using the wheel wins.
Winner: Nitoda, Ishinomaki

Story

Day 1

On the island of Tashirojima, Japan; host Luke Polanczyk arrived on a boat with twenty-two castaways who previously lost the game of Survivor for reasons out of their control, despite being popular players. The players took good looks at one another, knowing the type of game they were in for.

“	The Dark Knight returns... I shall not go down without a fight this time...	”
–Batman

“	When I previously stepped foot into this competition, I instantly received the boot before ever reaching camp. This time, that will not happen. I will engrave my name into the skulls of all who oppose me.	”
–Celeborn

“	Oh yeah! Everyone is in for a major ass-whooping! Austin got screwed out of a million big ones before, but no more. I am the legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin! Steve Austin is coming out of retirement once again to show these chicken sh*ts what he is truly capable of!	”
–Stone Cold

“	I just played this game for thirty-eight days, and I'm not happy. I need to add one more day to my count, without a damned ring on my finger! They got me once because of a twist, but now they have reason to fear me! I'm not afraid of anyone here, I'll kick all of their asses.	”
–Kitana

“	Ah yeah! Donna's back, baby! Let me just say, I am not here for this hot ass weather and the outdoorsy lifestyle. I'm here to win a million and get some fame!	”
–Donna

The boat docked in front of a fishing village, where the castaways are greeted by countless cats and natives of the island.

“	I have never seen so many cats in my life... As ruthless as I may be, they were actually adorable.	”
–Mileena

Luke greeted the contestants in the village and revealed that they will be playing a game much unlike any Survivor season before. He stated that the Chieftain twist has returned, entailing that each tribe would have one person in charge. In the case of a re-vote, the Chieftain would decide the outcome. At every vote, the Chieftain would be immune. After each vote, the tribes would vote whether to keep the Chieftain or decide on a new one.

“	I am in favor of this Chieftain twist. Nobody could ever make a greater leader than myself! If I have to kill someone to be in charge, I gladly will.	”
–Ulfric

“	Whoa now, this Chieftain twist really shakes things up! Right away we're getting a little taste of how this game will be. I'm ready, let's bring it!	”
–Tom

Luke then revealed that the first challenge would determine the three Chieftains, who would also select the tribe members, having a total of seven per tribe. However, one person would not be chosen.

“	So... One of us is going to be kicked out before we even get our feet wet... Such a tragedy for whoever that ends up being...	”
–C.C.

“	When Luke said that one of us is not going to be picked, my heart skipped about seven beats! I want to show these people what I'm made of, and not just tomato sauce! It would be a real shame if I didn't even get the chance.	”
–Bob

Without further delay, Luke revealed the ship full of supplies and announced the challenge. Everyone raced to the ship and began rummaging. While searching, Faye came across a scroll in a crate and slipped it into her shorts before going back to searching.

“	Do my eyes deceive me? If I recall, a little scroll hidden in the first challenge can only mean one thing... Legacy advantage, baby! And guess who's got it? Oh, I am so ready for this game to begin! No Lelouch to take me out this time.	”
–Faye

After a short time, Ulfric seized the first necklace, crowning himself the first Chieftain. Aela grabbed the second one after him, and Fluttershy accidentally stumbled upon the third and final one. Luke called the challenge to an end, announcing Ulfric, Aela, and Fluttershy as the first three Chieftains who would decide on the tribes.

“	I'm not surprised that I won. Very few are as qualified to be leader as much as I am. I'm also happy to see that Ulfric and I will not be competing on the same tribe. There is only so much incompetence one woman can handle.	”
–Aela

Gathering everyone at the village, Luke allowed the schoolyard pick for tribes to begin. As Ulfric won first, he had first pick of the litter. He chose Tom, who appeared to be tough. Aela picked next, choosing the strong fellow skin-changer Beorn. Fluttershy had a hard time choosing, and picked Anti-Wanda. Ulfric then chose the tough Mileena. Aela then chose the tough Paige. Fluttershy, still struggling, chose Barry. Ulfric picked Bob, appreciating a "holy man." Aela then picked Donna, getting a good vibe from her. Fluttershy indecisively chose April. Ulfric chose Phil, liking him. Aela chose C.C., trusting her. Fluttershy finally reached a valid conclusion and chose Batman. Seeing Stone Cold as strong, Ulfric chose him. Aela, not caring too much anymore, picked Jimin. Not wanting Trixie to go down in a schoolyard pick again, Fluttershy chose her. Ulfric, feeling the same way, picked Celeborn. Aela chose Faye, leaving Fluttershy to choose between Beethoven and Kitana. After much struggling, Fluttershy chose Beethoven. Kitana was not picked, so she went to stand with Luke per his request.

Luke dubbed Ulfric's tribe Ishinomaki, Aela's tribe Nitoda, and Fluttershy's tribe Oodomari. He then asked Kitana how she felt, to which she responded angrily "Pissed off and wanting to kill someone."

Ishinomaki
Bob	Celeborn	Mileena	Phil	Stone Cold	Tom	Ulfric
Nitoda
Aela	Beorn	C.C.	Donna	Faye	Jimin	Paige
Oodomari
Anti-Wanda	April	Barry	Batman	Fluttershy	Ludwig	Trixie
Not Picked
Kitana

After a moment, Luke explained a new twist. Rather than being eliminated, Kitana would go to Exile Island and stay there for three days. She would then watch the Tribal Council of the losing tribe and replace whoever is voted out on that tribe. Kitana's anger turned into excitement, as Luke dismissed everyone to their respective camps.

“	They don't pick me for their tribes... Good, that's three less days that I have to spend with them. Knowing Exile Island, there's bound to be an advantage there. I will come back from this and kill everyone. I'm not losing this time. I will make that thirty-ninth day.	”
–Kitana

After a short walk, Ishinomaki reached their camp. Ulfric instantly brought the tribe together to discuss work ethic, something Mileena wasn't a fan of.

“	So Ulfric is our designated leader, eh? Ha, that necklace around his neck isn't worth all the gold in the world. I would like to dethrone the Stormcloak as soon as possible.	”
–Mileena

Working together on the shelter, Phil and Tom started up a conversation. Tom assured Phil that there were no hard feelings from their first season, as the two agreed to work together to mend their failed alliance from Sound Stage 4.

“	Tom's a great guy, I genuinely felt bad about betraying him last time we were out here. But you know, a game's a game. Every game is different, so I don't intend to betray him again this time. I hope he trust me though, because I know I sure wouldn't.	”
–Phil

When Stone Cold went out collecting wood with Phil, the latter proposed joining up with him and Tom. Stone Cold accepted the offer, remembering that his indecisiveness put him in a bad spot on his tribe in Arena.

“	This time it would be best to have a basic grasp on the game. Steve Austin doesn't plan on losing, and he'll work with the two singing boys if it means I can get far. Austin is still ready to choke-slam anyone.	”
–Stone Cold

Ulfric brought together Bob and Celeborn at the beach side, stating that he trusted them the most. Bob assured the Chieftain that he was not the backstabbing type, whereas Celeborn was quick to state that he does not know entirely how to play the game, as he never really got the chance.

“	As I am practically a beginner here, I have both an advantage and a disadvantage. For one, nobody knows what to expect of me. However, I myself do not know what to expect. This could equally go one way as it could the other.	”
–Celeborn

“	I try not to play dirty, but this game kinda calls for it. The longer I can put it off, the better. If Ulfric trusts me now, I can rest easy. I'll ask for forgiveness when I get back.	”
–Bob

Upon arrival at Nitoda, Aela and Paige quickly struggled to take control of the tribe's decisions. Their conflicting views on the shelter sparked an early argument, until Jimin stepped in and broke it up.

“	Starting a fight with the tribe leader this early, that's just the way I am. I mean, we're all total divas here. I speak my mind, so what? If Aela has a problem with it, she can kiss my ass.	”
–Paige

“	Paige thought, for whatever reason, that she could argue with me less than five minutes after reaching camp. Please, I'm the one in charge here. Don't give me a bad first impression.	”
–Aela

Finding time away from the tribe, Faye read her scroll in private. She discovered that she held the "Legacy" advantage, just as she expected. The scroll would grant her Immunity at either the final thirteen or the final six, whichever she chose to use it at. If at any point she is voted out before playing it, she must pass it onto another player.

“	One thing is for certain, this girl will not be going anywhere for a while! I intend to win, and nothing less. This advantage is something that ensures that even more. But you can't win from advantages alone, you need to play hard to get by in this game.	”
–Faye

Heading for the water hole, C.C. and Faye talked about Japan Triplicate and the unfortunate circumstances of their eliminations because of the dispute between their partners. To make up for it, the two swore loyalty to each other.

“	My trust for Faye is thin... If she holds a grudge against Lelouch for taking her out last time, she may wish to take it out on me... But if she is willing to work together, I will not decline her offer...	”
–C.C.

While building the shelter, Donna kept the tribe laughing with stories of her crazy life. This led to an early bond between her and Jimin.

“	도나는 정말 재밌는 여자 야. 나는 그녀의 회사를 즐기며,이 게임이 진행됨에 따라 그녀와 함께 일하기를 희망합니다. 그러나, 나는 경비원들을 내버려 두지 않는 경험을 알고 있습니다. 내 눈은 크게 열려있다. Rough Translation: Donna is a really funny woman. I enjoy her company, and would hope to work with her as this game progresses. However, I know from experience not to ever let my guard down. My eyes are wide open.	”
–Jimin

Gathering materials, Aela and Beorn bonded over their stories of being shape-shifters. Aela saw Beorn as a hard worker and mentally strong individual, and he felt the same way.

“	I do not believe that a better chief than Aela could have possibly been chosen. She is straight and to the point, sharp as a sword, and ready for action at all times. Her and I will probably get along very well.	”
–Beorn

Arriving on Exile Island, Kitana approached an altar with a scroll atop it. The scroll reiterated what Luke had told her, but at the bottom it mentioned that a secret advantage was hidden somewhere on the island. Without wasting any time, Kitana jumped right to searching for it. After searching several places, she found exactly what she was looking for in a tree's hole.

“	I wanted to look for the advantage as soon as possible, because I don't want to lose any time. If I join a tribe before I can find it, I'll lose it. So I'm looking all around, and can't seem to find it anywhere. Then I recall where previous players have found them before, so I start looking around the trees. I find one with a suspiciously shaped hole, kind of looked man-made, so I reach my hand in it and sure enough... I got it.	”
–Kitana

Reading it, Kitana learned that she had a "Legacy Destroyer" advantage. It explained that somebody had a Legacy advantage that could be played at final thirteen or final six. However, the Destroyer could be played to negate the Legacy advantage and leave the owner vulnerable for elimination. The only downside is that the Legacy Destroyer can only be passed to another player during the game. If the holder is voted out with it, it is gone. Kitana chuckled as she stowed it away in her armor.

“	I love destroying things, and that's exactly what this will allow me to do. I can't wait to see the look on that sad fool's face when I pull this out and wreck their dreams. This is my game, no one will take it from me.	”
–Kitana

Heading to camp at Oodomari, Beethoven began lagging behind the rest of the group. April and Barry were quick to turn around and check on him, noticing that he did not look good.

“	We weren't even settled in yet and Beethoven looked as though he were about to fall over dead. That's not good, especially out here.	”
–Barry

Everyone gathered around Beethoven, who looked to be exhausted and near unconsciousness. Barry called for medical, as the medical team rushed to the man's aid. After hydrating Beethoven and shielding him from the sunlight, the medical team brought Luke in to speak to the ill castaway. Beethoven explained that he felt terribly ill since he arrived, and the head of medical gave a diagnosis that Beethoven had a serious negative reaction to the elements and had to be pulled from the game to receive immediate attention.

Everyone was taken aback upon hearing that Beethoven would be removed, something that had never happened in the history of Survivor. Beethoven agreed to go along with it, knowing that his health was more important than the game. He wished everyone good luck as a helicopter arrived to take him away. Beethoven bid his tribe farewell as he was airlifted from the game.

“	I could not believe what happened to Beethoven! The conditions out here are horrifying, oh no! I'm so worried about him, I really hope he recovers soon! Nopony deserves to leave like this, nopony does...	”
–Fluttershy

Day 2

After their traumatizing beginning, Oodomari had a rough time getting started. Batman started off single-handedly leading the shelter build, starting the tribe's fire, and catching fish using only his hands. His tribemates were in awe at his abilities.

“	This is nothing... I will make sure that no one else ends up like Beethoven... Not on my tribe...	”
–Batman

“	I don't know much about bats or men, but this Batman is a hunk! Ooh hoo, I love those muscles!	”
–Anti-Wanda

Coming from the same world, Fluttershy made an attempt to bond with Trixie. Trixie insisted that Fluttershy prove her loyalty in order to work with her, to which Fluttershy shyly agreed to do.

“	If I let just anypony work with me, I would not have an established role in this game! I have to be picky when choosing my allies. Nopony can just come up and tell me who to stick my neck out for.	”
–Trixie

Walking April and Barry are walking through the forest, Barry proposes an alliance, suggesting they could bring in Anti-Wanda or Batman. The two agree that Fluttershy needs to be dethroned as soon as possible.

“	Not that I have a problem with useless leaders, but seriously... I want Fluttershy to stop being so whiny all the time. How did this girl get to the final four again?	”
–April

On Ishinomaki, Bob started the morning with a group prayer session. Celeborn, Mileena, and Ulfric believed in different gods than Bob, but silently respected the tomato.

“	I would like to keep the tribe in good spirits, especially knowing that God is watching us. I know some people here don't believe, but I hope my God is merciful enough to keep us through these trying times.	”
–Bob

While out fishing, Celeborn and Ulfric discussed strategy. Celeborn suggested waiting to see how things would play out at the challenges before deciding who to vote, as everyone was pulling their weight at the tribe. Ulfric mentioned how he feared the other three men to be aligned, but also how he did not trust Mileena.

“	I am not a man who throws his trust wildly. Celeborn, I can trust. Bob, I can trust. Anyone else, not a chance. I have seen this show before, I know how these people play. Perhaps there is still some tension between Tom and Phil that I can exploit.	”
–Ulfric

Phil and Stone Cold discussed strategy, as they both agreed to dethrone Ulfric as soon as possible, but were unsure as to who to replace him with.

“	It would be in our best interest to remove Ulfric from power. The first step to our alliance overtaking the game is for either myself, Steve Austin, or Tom to be the Chieftain. I think Ulfric is chummy with Bob and Celeborn, so our best bet is to grab Mileena and get her to vote with us.	”
–Phil

Mileena and Tom made brief conversation at the camp side, with Mileena's way of speaking rubbing Tom the wrong way. When Tom approached Phil, he declared his distrust for the evil woman. This put a damper in Phil's plans.

“	To my knowledge, Phil and Austin wanted to work with Mileena. But I don't think that I can trust anyone who's mouth is bigger than their head. Managing alliance members won't be an easy task.	”
–Tom

On Nitoda, Beorn worked hard to get a fire started. Without much trouble, he succeeded and won the approval of his fellow tribe mates.

“	Survival skills are necessary when you live out in the wilderness. I was making fires with just half a stick by the time I was three.	”
–Beorn

Donna sat on the beach as Paige fished, catching many fish with only her hands. Upon returning to shore, Donna complimented the wrestler on her abilities.

“	What I'm trying to do is establish that I'm queen bee here. These fools need me more than they need Aela, so let's hope that I can seize that Chieftain role soon enough.	”
–Paige

At camp, Jimin socialized with C.C. and Faye individually. He was able to gather that the two of them were aligned, and figured it best to work his way in. He swore his trust to the girls, then approached Donna to inform her of the alliance.

“	내가 알게 된 것에서 페이 과 두 사람 함께있다. 그게 내 걱정이야. 이미 동맹이이 부족에 들어서고 있습니다. 나는 그 부족을 멈추고 싶습니다. 도나가 여기에 있다는 것은 좋은 일입니다. 왜냐하면 나는 그녀를 믿을 수 있다고 생각하기 때문입니다. Rough Translation: From what I learned, Faye and C.C. are in it together. That's my concern. An alliance is already entering this tribe, I want to stop it. It is good that Donna is here, because I think I can trust her.	”
–Jimin

“	There are alliances already? Oh Hell no, I ain't gonna take this. Me and Jimin are gonna run these suckers into the ground! Or at least, maybe we can make some use of it. Hehehe.	”
–Donna

Meanwhile on Exile Island, Kitana relaxed at her self-made camp, taking it easy and not worrying.

“	I'm only here for three days, no use starting a fire or anything. I'm conserving my energy for battle. I refuse to go into a tribe unprepared. These three days are merely just a recovery period. I just got done playing one of these seasons, I can afford a little time off.	”
–Kitana

Day 3

Everyone arrived to meet Luke for their first Immunity challenge, where they noticed that Beethoven was not present. Luke revealed to the other tribes what had happened only minutes into the game, causing despair to hit everyone. When asked her opinion, C.C. said it was horrifying and should never happen in this game. With that, Luke revealed both the two-piece Immunity idol and the tribe's first challenge. Stone Cold sat out for Ishinomaki, while Jimin sat out for Nitoda. The challenge then begun.

Under Batman's lead, Oodomari took an early lead. Nitoda lagged behind the other two tribes, with Donna and Faye struggling on the obstacles. Oodomari grabbed their keys and started heading back, with Ishinomaki right behind them. However, Nitoda made a come from behind and sped ahead of Ishinomaki. When Anti-Wanda started falling behind, both Nitoda and Ishinomaki passed Oodomari and reached the puzzle.

Bob and Tom started on the puzzle for Ishinomaki, while Aela and C.C. did it for Nitoda. Once Oodomari caught up, Fluttershy and Trixie took to the puzzle. Working fast, Aela and C.C. got it and won Immunity for Nitoda. After some haste, Fluttershy and Trixie thought they had it, but Luke announced that they were wrong. With this setback, Bob and Tom managed to complete the puzzle and win the second piece of Immunity for Ishinomaki. This meant that Oodomari would be attending the first Tribal Council.

Luke awarded Immunity to Nitoda and Ishinomaki, and assured Oodomari that they would see him at Tribal and determine both who goes home and if the Chieftain stays in charge. The tribes returned to their camps.

“	We bombed the challenge today, and I am not happy. Fluttershy is not a good leader and I don't want her to stick around, but we have to dethrone her before we can vote her out. Ugh.	”
–Trixie

At the Oodomari camp, devastation hit the tribe. Nobody was prepared to lose another member so soon. After a moment of quietude, the tribe got to work. Trixie decided that Batman was a threat and needed to go.

“	My vote is obvious here. Dethrone Fluttershy and get rid of the Batman. Then Fluttershy next. Batman is a reckless threat who no one is going to take initiative to get rid of if I don't. People like him are the type of people that rule this game. Get him now before it's too late!	”
–Trixie

Trixie approached Barry about voting Batman, as well as Fluttershy. Fluttershy was hesitant, but Trixie insisted and even agreed to work with her fellow pony if she voted Batman.

“	What I can gather from what I'm hearing is that Trixie wants Batman out. I hear this and I'm just thinking "Whoa, slow down there horsie. Batman's done a lot for us, we need to think this through.	”
–Barry

Barry approached April with the idea of voting Batman, but she said that she would rather vote Trixie. Barry agreed that it may be a good idea, as he went to talk to Fluttershy. Soon after, April approached Batman and told him about Trixie targeting him.

“	Batman's the target? That's not cool. I want Trixie gone. Now.	”
–April

“	So the blue horse is striking at me... All I have to say to that is... Do your worst.	”
–Batman

Trixie spoke to Anti-Wanda about voting Batman, which the fairy agreed to do. Barry then spoke to her about voting Trixie, which Anti-Wanda also agreed to do.

“	Whooey! Bathunk or Horseface? Hahaha, I have no idea!	”
–Anti-Wanda

With tension running through the tribe, Oodomari set off to Tribal Council. Once there, they grabbed torches and dipped them into the fire pit, per Luke's request. The fire representing their life in the game. Kitana also entered, sitting on the nearby bench and watching the vote go down.

When Luke questioned the tribe, it became clear that there was tension. Batman and Trixie both took a stab at the other, trying to swing the tribe to vote their way. When questioned on her Chieftain status, Fluttershy openly admitted that she didn't deserve it and someone else should have it. Luke then explained the rules for voting. There were two urns, one for elimination votes and one for Chieftain votes. If someone wants to vote for a new Chieftain, they must write the name of their choice and place it into the Chieftain urn. The Chieftain votes would not be shown, but the results would stay the same. With that, the Oodomari members got up to vote. The Chieftain would not vote.

Trixie was the sole person to vote for Batman, as the other five unanimously voted her out. Trixie's torch was snuffed as she left the game. Luke then announced the results for the Chieftain, revealing that the tribe unanimously dethroned Fluttershy. In a 3-2 vote between Barry and Batman, Batman was declared the new Chieftain of Oodomari. Fluttershy happily passed the necklace to Batman as Kitana joined the tribe. Oodomari then returned to camp with their new torches and member.

Evacuation

EVACUATED: Ludwig

Tribal Council

Tribal Council 1: Oodomari
Voted Against	Voter
Trixie (5 votes)	Anti-Wanda, April, Barry, Batman, & Fluttershy
Batman (1 vote)	Trixie
VOTED OFF: Trixie

Chieftain Vote

Tribal Council 1: Chieftain Vote
Person	Tally
Batman	3 votes
Barry	2 votes
DETHRONED: Fluttershy
CHIEFTAIN: Batman

Voting Confessionals

“	Targeting me won't get you the money... You cannot best the Dark Knight... I'm also voting for Barry to be the new Chieftain, since he's a good leader and a smart man...	”
–Batman

“	Sorry battie, but this isn't your game either. Goodbye. Also, I vote for Barry to be the new Chieftain, since Fluttershy is the single most unqualified pony in the world for this job.	”
–Trixie

Final Words

“	Wha-- what?! Are they stupid? I can't believe I'm first out again! I know how to play this game so much better than any of these stupid "returning players." They are so going to regret this... Stupid Oodomari.	”
–Trixie

Still in the Running

Ishinomaki
Bob	Celeborn	Mileena	Phil	Stone Cold	Tom	Ulfric
Nitoda
Aela	Beorn	C.C.	Donna	Faye	Jimin	Paige
Oodomari
Anti-Wanda	April	Barry	Batman	Fluttershy	Kitana